They/Them/She/HersCloseted trans girl20 but I’ve been alive for 80 Currently going by DavidTumblr (3.0; @litelain)https://litelain.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://froody.tumblr.com/post/175211323784/me-fighting-a-yoga-mom-in-the-organic-food-market" class="tumblr_blog">froody</a>:</p><blockquote><p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>Me, fighting a yoga mom in the organic food market circa 2023:</b> take your hand off that peach or I’ll vaccinate your children against polio </p></blockquote>https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175282258018https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175282258018Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:47:24 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32c6d980fe8920474788' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='225' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_oxir37QFbr1qzfeby_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":101,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://68.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_oxir37QFbr1qzfeby_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"112"}}' > <source src="https://litelain.tumblr.com/video_file/t:oYWpAYVT8SDXxiihQ-vjBg/175282244883/tumblr_oxir37QFbr1qzfeby" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="https://funnyposts.tumblr.com/post/169372935300/theawesomeadventurer-i-am-on-another-plane" class="tumblr_blog">funnyposts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://theawesomeadventurer.tumblr.com/post/169355154653/i-am-on-another-plane-right-now-and-this-video-has" class="tumblr_blog">theawesomeadventurer</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i am on another plane right now and this video has me convinced that I reached nirvana for a few seconds </p></blockquote> <p>the first time i watched this video i was stoned out of my motherfucking MIND and i watched it on loop for 25 minutes </p> </blockquote>https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175282244883https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175282244883Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:46:56 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0ecdb4f419d5380defac72369f2abb87/tumblr_pay1piCpk01s0621zo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7b5ec9b47c510fd631ce692525228006/tumblr_pay1piCpk01s0621zo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://grimae.tumblr.com/post/175279140171/two-of-my-ocs" class="tumblr_blog">grimae</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>two of my OCs</p></blockquote>https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175282241713https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175282241713Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:46:49 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0acc4d03c4cac90af8c9dee76cfd1c1b/tumblr_paomuwazas1sm2zm6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://daiy.tumblr.com/post/175275633691/writing-prompt-s-1010-prompt-material-right-here" class="tumblr_blog">daiy</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://writing-prompt-s.tumblr.com/post/175267502110/1010-prompt-material-right-here" class="tumblr_blog">writing-prompt-s</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>10/10 prompt material right here </p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="473" data-orig-width="710"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9097962b02d63e47c64a2b9ad9e598fb/tumblr_inline_paxv1kJH7S1s18vlb_540.jpg" data-orig-height="473" data-orig-width="710"/></figure></blockquote>https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175282146443https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175282146443Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:43:24 -0400<p><a href="https://crazyshitisay.tumblr.com/post/175095723043/when-you-attend-school-you-are-technically-in" class="tumblr_blog">crazyshitisay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://pyro-lover.tumblr.com/post/174980624699/when-you-attend-school-you-are-technically-in" class="tumblr_blog">pyro-lover</a>:</p> <blockquote><h1>When you attend school you are technically in story mode but once you graduate your life turns into an open world game with just side quests here and there. </h1></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="383" data-orig-width="583"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6f183fedecce96ba8e56aedb972b4cbd/tumblr_inline_panl5m0EWu1rx4aj1_500.jpg" data-orig-height="383" data-orig-width="583"/></figure></blockquote>https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175281310273https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175281310273Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:13:25 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d32d02700b26d80255f69866c99a0de2/tumblr_p3y6vyAEN71sm2zm6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sudden-arboreal-stop.tumblr.com/post/170847912677/zelsbels-nunyabizni-zelsbels-oh-my-god" class="tumblr_blog">sudden-arboreal-stop</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://zelsbels.tumblr.com/post/170727942067/nunyabizni-zelsbels-oh-my-god-nunya-i-bet-you" class="tumblr_blog">zelsbels</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/170727768972/zelsbels-oh-my-god-nunya-i-bet-you-didnt-expect" class="tumblr_blog">nunyabizni</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://zelsbels.tumblr.com/post/170727547827/oh-my-god-nunya" class="tumblr_blog">zelsbels</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>oh my god nunya</p></blockquote> <p>I bet you didn’t expect that</p> </blockquote> <p>nobody expects the Spanish inquisition </p> </blockquote> <p>I sent this to my flatmate and heard her laughing through two walls</p> </blockquote>https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175281292498https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175281292498Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:12:44 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4f832a6f458ca185ba273ce3e29e9195/tumblr_paxsvw1P4W1voy666o1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kentanddaniel.tumblr.com/post/175277897560/every-single-ikea-trip-were-back-no-confirmed" class="tumblr_blog">kentanddaniel</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>every single IKEA trip!</p> <p>we’re back! no confirmed comic schedule for now, I’ll just post comics as and when I make them while I move home and get settled in my new place. hope you enjoy em as they come!</p> </blockquote>https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175281283268https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175281283268Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:12:23 -0400<p>the all of it</p>https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175281242083https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175281242083Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:10:50 -0400mood<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bdf0014c4d1fd8c6bae1e75c1bfd3243/tumblr_pav8zwfabS1wu9djko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://rohamburger.tumblr.com/post/175281065276/saebyoeg" class="tumblr_blog">rohamburger</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/ma1NLMeFdZ1z_EzyTUNA6sw">@saebyoeg</a></p></blockquote>https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175281232023https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175281232023Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:10:26 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/aa85f5f1ec371508c95057ca733285eb/tumblr_p7mh32tsDA1qmdx6fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://randomitemdrop.tumblr.com/post/175268024352/item-handaxe-of-foxs-cunning-grants-the-wielder" class="tumblr_blog">randomitemdrop</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b>Item:</b> Handaxe of Fox’s Cunning: grants the wielder the ability to figure out the best place to strike their enemy with its blade.<br/></p></blockquote>https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175278493353https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175278493353Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:24:58 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9aba8e80b594b6ffdbf7634a09b99158/tumblr_p4kg280Thx1u3v4oso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175278449768https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175278449768Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:23:19 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5041de00af34f3c1815c19cb649b103a/tumblr_paislycJqh1udfmseo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f3c5aeaa9b7c45ce3b89dd98c26843e0/tumblr_paislycJqh1udfmseo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f8bfde7bb42ae291a1df45370d08347b/tumblr_paislycJqh1udfmseo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fb32e413c3cbc13f52b9f5b2ef782373/tumblr_paislycJqh1udfmseo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/950834893286bbc43ae34bc2c21a259c/tumblr_paislycJqh1udfmseo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9d867194e8ba6ff44f2d0e6e4afc82c1/tumblr_paislycJqh1udfmseo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/91e3389825db7699d4fd9dcb16a9a916/tumblr_paislycJqh1udfmseo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6215a1fe5da644f30ce3c9848272a9b9/tumblr_paislycJqh1udfmseo8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://berniesrevolution.tumblr.com/post/175147384046/isikbreen" class="tumblr_blog">berniesrevolution</a>:</p><blockquote> <h2><i><a href="https://twitter.com/isi_kbreen">@isi_kbreen</a></i></h2> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="927"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0df6351989ddbed3722604bea2ea94cc/tumblr_inline_paiskpj2cu1rilbqj_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="927"/></figure></blockquote>https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175278384978https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175278384978Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:20:39 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bc213e146b04fd128209c41155613ea3/tumblr_paav92o3jX1vzy1oxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://thethirdcircle.tumblr.com/post/175211793048/armedandgayngerous-gothyfemme" class="tumblr_blog">thethirdcircle</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://armedandgayngerous.tumblr.com/post/174890820961/gothyfemme-starlightshoe" class="tumblr_blog">armedandgayngerous</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://gothyfemme.tumblr.com/post/174877139903/starlightshoe-patricknageltittygirl" class="tumblr_blog">gothyfemme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://starlightshoe.tumblr.com/post/174877000281/patricknageltittygirl-kenamada-someone-who" class="tumblr_blog">starlightshoe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://patricknageltittygirl.tumblr.com/post/174876593209/kenamada-someone-who-hasnt-seen-fma-describe" class="tumblr_blog">patricknageltittygirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://akishinji.co.vu/post/174876353269/someone-who-hasnt-seen-fma-describe-this" class="tumblr_blog">kenamada</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>someone who hasnt seen fma describe this screenshot</p></blockquote> <p>Fuck you, dad</p> </blockquote> <p>troubled war veteran is, quite literally, haunted by his former emo phase<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>the officer passed a no goth rule and his mortal enemy - his son - seeks revenge</p> </blockquote> <p>twink about to make his move on a potential sugar daddy</p> </blockquote> <p>either you’ve all seen the show or this is a testament to the power of art</p> </blockquote>https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175278053148https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175278053148Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:07:07 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4a1f16c263f9689fc8f0661b0296aee0/tumblr_pawnocYzNc1ux36bvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://actualrealexplode7.tumblr.com/post/175255989475/pyrlspite-i-made-a-discord-bot-that-responds-to" class="tumblr_blog">actualrealexplode7</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://pyrlspite.tumblr.com/post/175255895127/i-made-a-discord-bot-that-responds-to-all-mentions" class="tumblr_blog">pyrlspite</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I made a discord bot that responds to all mentions of “todd” and “skyrim” with random todd howard edits but…. “bethesda” isn’t a keyword</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="137" data-orig-width="473"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3369c4fed8e0b29fb1e43270f600d1b1/tumblr_inline_pawnx7sv4D1up2yrq_540.png" data-orig-height="137" data-orig-width="473"/></figure></blockquote>https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175277766028https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175277766028Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:55:31 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dfb31da249261b02faac5f9c17bb1c50/tumblr_pan727Z2O51vjcb7vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://iridepigs.tumblr.com/post/175236063071/twinkcommunist-in-case-anyones-wondering-is" class="tumblr_blog">iridepigs</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://twinkcommunist.tumblr.com/post/175225817897/in-case-anyones-wondering-is-because-getting-an-x" class="tumblr_blog">twinkcommunist</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you</p></blockquote> <p>If I go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender I’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron then they will die </p> </blockquote>https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175277552558https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175277552558Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:46:43 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a204969678f54ad1e4eebdc58950fc0e/tumblr_paxm7icDCf1tqr0bmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://historyfilia.tumblr.com/post/175271357609/the-dancers-ostracon-egyptian-new-kingdom" class="tumblr_blog">historyfilia</a>:</p><blockquote> <h2>The dancer’s ostracon</h2> <p>Egyptian, New Kingdom, 19th-20th Dynasty (1292-1076 BC). <br/></p> <p>Medium: Limestone <br/></p> <p style="">From: Museo Egizio <br/></p> </blockquote>https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175277546733https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175277546733Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:46:29 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2564013dea1eb1692c2df6951a339c0d/tumblr_paui61zLY21xoyw8po1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1c39822efb1740a689faec9eeb785899/tumblr_paui61zLY21xoyw8po2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/27282d7f473e86f6adebd814d73dd01b/tumblr_paui61zLY21xoyw8po3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/40be4b9b77ab4a42bc7bdd9ac7e02af7/tumblr_paui61zLY21xoyw8po4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2a7a95d3f5c5384c1831c43aa40f3a56/tumblr_paui61zLY21xoyw8po5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cb14ff6a2ea1561490cd0d40190b0187/tumblr_paui61zLY21xoyw8po6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f214ebaa3cafc75869b92b8fc3e2ad70/tumblr_paui61zLY21xoyw8po7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bd600eb98ce96b8032f97de96093103e/tumblr_paui61zLY21xoyw8po8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://lyrslair.tumblr.com/post/175257528939/catchymemes-conditional-immortality-of-lobsters" class="tumblr_blog">lyrslair</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://catchymemes.tumblr.com/post/175215309513/conditional-immortality-of-lobsters" class="tumblr_blog">catchymemes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p style=""> Conditional Immortality of Lobsters <br/></p></blockquote> <p>See I figured the deal with the devil was going to relate to them being delicious but man this is why biology is wild.</p> </blockquote>https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175277541788https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175277541788Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:46:17 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_175277425113" src="https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175277425113/audio_player_iframe/litelain/tumblr_p2xen1CzDg1r5gg8e?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Flitelain%2F175277425113%2Ftumblr_p2xen1CzDg1r5gg8e" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="540" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="https://amtrax.tumblr.com/post/169974568625/this-made-me-giggle" class="tumblr_blog">amtrax</a>:</p> <blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="776" data-orig-width="468"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/90cd516a60ffd943670da970646c7e85/tumblr_inline_p2xelyZkdu1r2peaj_540.png" data-orig-height="776" data-orig-width="468"/></figure><p><a href="http://moontouched-moogle.tumblr.com/post/169953351232">This made me giggle.</a><br/></p> </blockquote>https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175277425113https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175277425113Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:41:29 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9f7f098f3e5189433c292561ae3a7792/tumblr_pawprk4BB41tfju21o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8f3c9a0ffa3472ba67b18b4817bda897/tumblr_pawprk4BB41tfju21o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4f6002e41f7ed05f1ce98fdbf8951420/tumblr_pawprk4BB41tfju21o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b3ab5ad2387f3e53a9be9305ef6352f9/tumblr_pawprk4BB41tfju21o2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://thepigeongazette.tumblr.com/post/175274972967/so-close-yet-so-far" class="tumblr_blog">thepigeongazette</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>so close yet so far<br/></p></blockquote>https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175277396453https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175277396453Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:40:18 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5f57edb424e3c80849520d181176598d/tumblr_oo0ky5MJGX1veyoz2o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c0eee4f2f498185dd0f1db488649fb1a/tumblr_oo0ky5MJGX1veyoz2o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d44d7d0f6f4e58dd79f4a088f22c396e/tumblr_oo0ky5MJGX1veyoz2o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/74a4cc3a46c5e9b28f9e454e494dde45/tumblr_oo0ky5MJGX1veyoz2o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a5e4e78409e406eb4f32034e87c53169/tumblr_oo0ky5MJGX1veyoz2o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7910f3c59e384f46e5531573e7665ea9/tumblr_oo0ky5MJGX1veyoz2o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://lotselance.tumblr.com/post/159283659961/heres-some-npc-reaction-highlights-from-my-naked" class="tumblr_blog">lotselance</a>:</p><blockquote><p>here’s some NPC reaction highlights from my naked run<br/></p></blockquote>https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175277380908https://litelain.tumblr.com/post/175277380908Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:39:42 -0400